Maybe I should take notes for the next time I cross paths with Miranda's beautiful body. Kelly laughed, took it as a compliment, and ran over and started making out with him. But apparently Lady Luck wasn't letting Keith down today. Beatrice -Kelly's "pleasently plump" best friend- noticed. Didn't he have any shame? Didn't he know how to do it the right way? The way she wouldn't notice. Intentional Faux Pas ( Type B): I watched as Keith stared directly at Kelly's hourglass body. His cheek was still bright red the next day from the bitch slap she gave him. For Christ's sake, doesn't he know we're in a Catholic school? Well he got what he deserved. She was standing there, her heart-shaped butt innocently sticking out when he ran up and spanked it so hard I'm sure it bruised. Teflon-pressed pasta is slicker, and thus more difficult for sauce to adhere to. Pasta that is pressed through bronze plates has a more textured surface, giving the sauce a substance thats easier to grab onto. I had intended it as a "We're best friends and have been for ages will you go out with me?" Intentional Faux Pas (Type A): When Kelsey took off her backpack at carpool and bent over to get the math notes I had missed out for me, Cameron made a serious Faux Pas of the first type. Apparently, pasta can be manufactured via bronze or Teflon plates (Teflon being cheaper). Apparently when she said had taken my "Let's go to the dance together but just as friends" speech literally. Similarly, carbonara is made with eggs and cheese, not cream. Instead of spaghetti, rag is served with tagliatelle and is principally made with veal or pork mince and red wineno mushrooms or tomato. Miranda, God bless her, ran away tears streaming out her eyes. Spaghetti bolognese does not exist in Italy, and it’s best not to try and convince Italians otherwise. The few seconds she stood standing there in front of me felt like enternity. Italian is arguably one of the most well-known, beloved global cuisines. Seafood, Caribbean Food, Cajun Restaurants. In it, it contained desire, anger, and pity. So stop making these cringe-worthy food faux pas and rest easy in the knowledge that you are only drawing stares for your comical physical appearance. Politicians face these same struggles while surrounded by a press gaggle and the eyes of the entire nation. We all need to do it stay alive, yet every meal is a physical and psychological minefieldand that’s if you’re a normal person. ![]() Bush barfing Eating shouldn’t be as difficult as it is. She looked at me with some kind of look that I'd never seen before. Worst Food Faux Pas: Gerald Ford's tamale or George H.W. ![]() Instead she violently jerked away, her lithe body escaping my gasp. But apparently first base wouldn't be reached tonight. Unintentional Faux Pas: During "Brighter Than Sunshine" -our last slow dance song- I went to kiss Miranda full on the lips.
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